“River” (It's Coming On Christmas) by Ellie Goulding (Joni Mitchell Cover), Friday, December 30, 2022

 

Today, I listened to Good Christian Fun's latest episode, a Second Service repost because the Kevin and Caroline were probably enjoying the holidays too much to record a new episode. In the episode, the hosts and their guests picked their favorite Christmas songs like a sports draft. One of the songs Kevin chose "River" by Joni Mitchell, a pick that was mocked by the others. However, since I heard the words, "It's comin' on Christmas," I haven't been able to get the song out of my head.

I WISH I HAD A RIVER I COULD SKATE AWAY ON. Joni Mitchell is one of the great singer-songwriters of the '70s. "River" comes from her Blue album. Most of her catalog was pulled from Spotify, along with fellow Canadian Neil Young, in response to Seth Rogan's Covid misinformation. "River" is a Christmas moment on an album of many moods. It may be awkward to include a future Christmas standard on a general album--think of the future evermore when "'tis the damn season" is a standard! On the episode of Good Christian Fun, Kevin was play-mocked for how "River" isn't that recognizable as a Christmas song, and maybe that's what makes it a great song. Today's version is by British pop star Ellie Goulding, but the song has been covered on several Christmas albums including Sixpence None the Richer's The Dawn of Grace and Barry Mannilow's A Christmas Gift of Love. The cast of Glee covered the tune as well as Harry Styles and Olivia Rodrigo. 

AND HE LOVED ME SO NAUGHTY. The theme of "River" is missing your home. Christmas music is northern-hemisphere centric. Snow, reindeer, evergreens, cold weather are all common tropes of Christmas music, but in the song Mitchell is in a warm environment missing her hometown in Saskatchewan. Musical fame had brought the singer-songwriter to California where the seasons don't change. Of course many of us don't have white Christmases. Even in New York after I moved to North Carolina doesn't have a white Christmas every year--though most of the time they have white Thanksgivings and even white Halloweens. The truth is that the mythology Christmas songs prescribe is mostly false. It doesn't magically snow on Christmas Eve in Disney other than the soap bubbles they pump in Kissimmee, which is quite disappointing for a New Yorker to experience at Christmas. Sure the orange trees froze one year when we went down to Florida to visit our grandparents, but we were swimming a few days before that. As we near the end of the holiday season, I wonder how much just accepting Christmas for what it is and not trying to make it something that it's not will make the holiday better.  Yes, I want a river to skate away on where Christmas is more magical, but ultimately the spirit of Christmas adapts to its surroundings. 





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